And will you succeed? Yes! You will indeed! (98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed)

100 things I'd like to do in my life - well, 28. Work in progress.

1. Get a tattoo
2. Visit Ireland
3. Learn how to play the drums
4. Move to Nashville
5. Have a daughter named (yeah, I'm not telling you. You'll steal it)
6. Find out the truth about aliens and Bigfoot
7. Try every flavor of Boulevard beer
8. Get Married
9. Be in the 'Thank You's' of an album
10. Meet Emily, Kara, Tabitha, and Amber
11. Have a house on a lake
12. Put a 'permanent' pink streak in my hair
13. Attend Comic-Con and/or a Star Wars convention
14. Go back to a beach
15. Visit the Harry Potter theme park
16. Throw a drink in someone's face
17. Get kissed at midnight of New Year's Eve
18. Work at a (real) job that I love
19. Visit Africa
20. Shoot a gun
21. Drive across the country
22. See a space shuttle launch
23. Meet Michael Cera
24. Be kissed in the rain
25. Smoke a cigar
26. Learn a decent amount of Swahili
27. Be in a movie (Shitty zombie movies totally count)
28. Ride in a helicopter

29. See the northern lights

30. Go on a tornado chasing excursion